Humorous jokes story Business card is a fool

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Used to introduce people to your business card, that is, communication of rectangle of cardboard, printed with your name, position, address, etc.
Of course, this is just usually forms. But some business card, otherwise, the above is the size of a sesame son handwriting, dense is full. Suddenly a look, it is an autobiographical long. Such as director, director, section chief, director, manager, President, chairman of the board of directors, experts, authors, professor, famous artist, actor, singer, what members, representing, and so on, almost all the positions and titles listed one by one go in, this is seeking truth from facts. What's more, it is out of thin air, decent out of thin air, some not or never have even higher position, that the title of big hard filling in, it's some let a person can't figure out.
Spring Festival evening party in 1994, the famous actor Huang Hong and hou sketch "poker", was the best laughter and impress the audience. The programme content is roughly, the journey on the train, the two old classmates. To kill time, they in their hands from the off card as poker play; With business card position play in big pressure small, who lost who drink... The classic lines: "the section chief, director, director, three fan a dragon!"
In fact, the business card on the senior position, title, mostly out of thin air, making mess. Purpose is nothing more than the desire, all in the name of high, positions, somebody used to frighten, fool, fool, fool people, to borrow false therefore, whoever impersonates, muddle through.

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On weekdays, because working relationship, I also received a lot of business card in hand, looks little difference with the situation. Here, take just one example. One day, while I was in the army under a veterans suddenly broke into my house. Profess to do sales work in a chemical valve factory, at the same time, pass a business card. A closer look, it is the production section manager, marketing manager, and security director, assistant economist of what a big bunch of title. Due to the force of his understanding, plus the original relationship, borrow dining machine I jokingly asked: "wow, retired after doing well also, official many!" He is embarrassed to drunken vomit a mantra: "where, where, don't you still know me? In fact I what also not, is doing marketing. But now make name CARDS and such, is easy to sell......" Based on the above situation, may be related to my temperament forthright personality, on the card, the heart is quite boring. Always think, business CARDS, business CARDS, is a fool. Say this may be a bit extreme, but with card fraudsters is also true that the number of estimates that not even the percentage of low. In view of this, I thought for a few words of doggerel, try to contribute. And soon was called the first issue of journal of comic cartoons reproduced across the country, also by the editor in chief of the magazine, Mr Wang Lin had fine comics is copied below:
Intensity is the business card, like your resume;
Life, love the specialty, the title as "home" of the sea, however;
Monitor, group leader and manager, the size of the columns not over officer;
Member of society, association, association, countless;
Guessing, shopping, poker, a long list of awards;
Footnote, "chrome", dashes, afraid to name buried under water;
Things are confused, grandiose has enough;
Business CARDS are contact CARDS, gild the lily into autobiography...
Was this a few words in mandarin, which means that for some business card fraud, exaggeration, butch, realistic-looking phenomenon, to flay, and criticism, criticism, and irony.
I am stick to the amateur writer for many years, also from time to time to do some business CARDS for the contact. My card is the name, address, postal code, telephone number, plus workers of political science and law, amateur author. In addition, there is nothing to indicate any longer.
My family often said, the family business card to write so much information, such as job, title is so detailed. Can you pull, so simple. Although your position is not high, but always there are a few, all don't write even one. Always have to write a few is seeking truth from facts.
I disapprovingly argues that the so-called business CARDS, is at best contact CARDS, is by no means position, sign ostentation. Others can pass card get in touch with me, and will achieve a goal, write down those extra things good again? Said again, for the business card is filled with the phenomenon of position, title, I this backlash, and form on the irony of doggerel, judge. Since I strongly opposed to is the master of its own, how farewell get straight to do? Wouldn't it be the negative, and do, oneself hit his mouth foolish behavior!
In writing, I still keep making, printing, to send, send out a business card. But still, as always, in addition to business card content related to the contact, all don't write any other things.