Humorous jokes story Evening playing mice

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I take great keeper is less than 10 months, the mass between two warehouse storage is not much food left over, I will be the food in the two LiangDun.
Into the right corner of the warehouse piled up one hundred jins of seed cotton, seed cotton on a large piece of nylon fabric, so you don't put the seed cotton debaucjed of be affected with damp be affected with damp.
Storing grain where the nature of a mouse to steal food, the wall of the warehouse is stone base, gate of tin coating, mice with it there is no way, rats are pervasive, skill was tremendous, they do not know how to from the outside of the warehouse roof into a warehouse to steal bread.
One night, I and my disciples on groups on duty, I will go into how mice warehouse into the warehouse, opened the door, I saw the warehouse dozens of mice in the crazy way out, because I didn't catch mice tool in the hands of, only to let the mouse along the two corner fast the eaves and fled.
The next night, I invited to host accountant and cashier accounting into warehouse to catch mice, prepared in advance two or three bamboo broom, I they agreed to work together to catch mice.
I quickly opened quietly supplies warehouse door, they use bamboo broom according to mice will cut down, panicked the mice can't on the wall, went to the cotton drill in the heap.
We put down his bamboo broom to cotton pile catch mice, like fishing in childhood to the big river, just caught the mice head, tried to fall dead rat on the ground. Finally run away only a few mice.

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Splitting a night, suddenly caught 35 rats, mice we will peel away the skin, remove the internal organs, there are three big bowls of rat meat.
The next night, barefoot doctors battalion and brigade rangers actively participated in the catch mice, I had the cotton of warehouse can be divided into two piles with fertilizer bags inside a cushion, facilitate the mice have a place to hide.
I quickly open the warehouse door, we quickly into his room and shut the door quickly, more liquid with a bamboo broom chase mice, mice are today more than yesterday, those mice appears to be to find our reward, they went on the ground, just don't drill in cotton pile when our hands and, to many mice, the mice finally outnumbered, escaped into the cotton pile, the result is available, and let the rat jumped off a few. We have destroyed 65 mice.
The third night, two people fought in the battle of catch mice, when I open the warehouse door, I saw it all dark LiangDun mice. Shut the door, we raise bamboo broom is cut, those mice is really a coward, jump to people, we all wore thick gloves, flexible, stretched out his hand to catch with the feet trample, eliminate a lot of mice, the rest of the mouse escaped into the cotton and the mouse to run two. We caught a total of 93 only.
On the fourth night, and there are three people to catch mice, the results we have caught 102, did not let into the mouse run away a warehouse.
The fifth day in the evening, we only seize 12 big rat in cotton pile, the 12 sly on the mother mouse did not LiangDun, but hide in cotton. Although they are cunning, fled but still good hunter, the results of adowa.
Since the sixth day evening, no mice in the warehouse to steal the bread.
We won the battle rodents.
Later, some people often ask me, there are mice in the warehouse? I told them that the mouse is the most cunning animal, they know it is the grave of their warehouse, won't come. On hearing this, the others always say the way, hope to to mice, artificial empty-handed catch mice it's interesting!