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In our village, there was a man named Cheng Shi. Because too honest, and poor family, until the age of thirty, not to marry the daughter-in-law. His father died early, five Wan Yuanli MiaoCuiLan had to ask his mother spend, give him married a foreign woman called liu spicy plum. Who knows this spicy plum after I get home, liu can live to, is not filial to her mother-in-law. In a good mood when call her mother-in-law MiaoCuiHua mom, when I was in a bad mood call her dead old woman.
Cheng Shi too honest, spicy liu mei did not dare to discipline, with his wife had to pretend not to hear. His mother not tube, had to let her call. Sometimes QiBuGuo, daughter-in-law and noisy, didn't expect daughter-in-law than she can fight, she also noisy however. Say it's an ill bird that fouls its own nest, had to endure.
But one thing happened afterwards, let liu spicy plum to her mother-in-law, simply a mama don't call, or justified.
Married one day, the sister in law is coming back, spicy liu mei's mother came to the event. Liu spicy plum to kill chickens, two noodles. To mother said: you give they eat chicken noodle end, I'll get a chicken soup. The mother-in-law a look, a noodles piled on chicken, what also have no a noodles. Mother wanted to think, is to look at the face of the chicken served to QinGuMu, gave the watch no chicken noodles end to his own daughter. When QinGuMu and daughter to eat, her mother-in-law found himself wrong. Originally, the bowl looks not meat, noodles underneath all the fat chicken. There seem to be a few pieces of chicken, a bowl of noodles all the chicken bones. Liu spicy plum saw, the in the mind have spirit. Bad attack at the time, waiting for her mother and sister in law left, right, mother-in-law a dead old woman a dead old hammering away at it. Her mother-in-law are suffering, so can't say, wordlessly made her scold, let her call. Since then, liu spicy plum never called her mother-in-law mother, is old to death.

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But this hot liu mei is bad for her mother-in-law, but was of her son, and affectionately. When he was her son and my nephew, same age, my nephew and her son at the same time, the college entrance examination. The day before the college entrance examination will sister-in-law said she to the Buddha temple to pray, bless my nephew can successfully admitted to the university. Sister-in-law to when you go out, meet with the dropping of the spicy liu mei. Liu spicy plum to will my sister-in-law for my son to the Buddha temple to pray, she also heart, also want to thanks for her son a worship. Then, my sister-in-law and spicy liu mei go to Buddha temple.
Behold the day of June, said will change. My sister-in-law and spicy liu mei to Buddha temple, from mountain poured out of the southeast corner of the dark clouds. My sister-in-law and spicy liu may not know, in the temple in the temple, liu spicy plum is perhaps a guilty before the gods, let my sister-in-law worship first. My sister-in-law is a wick sweet, kneeling in front of the gods worshipped for three worship, silently in mouth: bodhisattva, I filial piety in-laws, xiangfujiaozi, don't be out, please bless my son the university entrance exam to the smooth. Spicy plum after my sister-in-law worship, such as liu is a wick sweet, kneeling on the bodhisattva as three worship, worship to my sister-in-law is read in mouth: bodhisattva, I also show filial obedience her mother-in-law, xiangfujiaozi, a clear conscience is a sure card, please bless my son also the smooth admitted to the university. Read will be got up.
At this time, the clouds poured into temple head, a giant ray to include the ring. Frighten of spicy liu mei a quivering, legs a soft, kneeling in front of the bodhisattva. We have lied to god, the thunder of heading to. Liu spicy plum fear in the heart, a surprised zhang hurriedly and recite: bodhisattva, I was just lying to you, please don't let the thunder hit my head.