Humorous jokes story Coax daughter-in-law

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Han Fu fu-chu feng yuxiang in hand when the head, also often fight, three two months not go home often. On one occasion, he has more than two months not to go home. And this time, he is less than 1 year old son was ill, pneumonia and high fever, illness is so serious. Also, this is their first child after ten years of marriage, fingers and penis. The son got so heavy disease, daughter-in-law and bear surprised again anxious, liushenwuzhu, wish Han Fu fu-chu come back immediately. In addition, she also let people give Han Fu fu-chu brought a message twice, but disappear Han Fu fu-chu RenYingEr! Until more than a month, Han Fu fu-chu didn't come back. When the son's disease has been good. Son while there is no accident, illness, daughter-in-law cubbyhole hasn't come loose, especially met Han Fu fu-chu, also increase the three points.
As the saying goes, ChangBie, such as wedding night Han Fu fu-chu after go to bed, just want to talk to daughter-in-law affectionate intimacy. But his wife gave her an back bone, touch don't let him touch, a touch a twisted body, daughter-in-law angry ah.
Han Fu fu-chu, gave daughter-in-law said good, keep his wife happy, but is not also said that the ages daughter-in-law; He climbed to the front of the daughter-in-law face do ghost face, tease daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law don't even look at, and turn the body to the other side, it gave him a back bone. Han Fu fu-chu two failed, how to do? Han Fu fu-chu and then thought for a recruit, said: "wife, I'll get you a big top see." Daughter-in-law also when not to hear, eyes don't open. Han Fu fu-chu says out of the line, I will stand up on the bed. "Wife, you see, I give you up!" Han Fu fu-chu suppress the gas. Daughter-in-law also feel fresh, is an eye seam, a look, and Han Fu fu-chu naked legs, like a tent pegs with, want to laugh, but not laughing. It didn't succeed.

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Actually Han Fu fu-chu is not like the legend would have it, a "show", brain spirit very much, his head turning a son, and then come up with a recruit, and said the daughter-in-law, I'll give you listen to poem. Daughter-in-law feel fresher because Han Fu fu-chu to recognize that a few words, and she taught, what he can do, just listen. Han Fu fu-chu think a saying:
"Wife you don't take it, oh, LaoHan. She fell headlong to you this, green Chinese onion dip is quite good to eat, don't let LaoHan put empty." Daughter-in-law, literacy, and has a certain level of poetry, hear such lousy poem, he also then pour shu, like a clown, was more than I could bear, sloped a smile!
Daughter-in-law smiled, Han Fu fu-chu purpose is reached.