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Once upon a time there was a man called Zhang Dadan, loafing around, doing nothing all day. More than 40 years old didn't marry the daughter-in-law, the relief by sister to sustain life, sister is a genuine rural women. Brother-in-law is a notoriously local Mr Yin and Yang, the dead money, Zhang Dadan and brother-in-law out at ordinary times, often make antinomy.
This day, Zhang Dadan came to sister house, watch brother-in-law is not at home, and then asked: my brother-in-law? His sister replied: what are you going to do your brother-in-law can also! Next to the village of the dead, would you please brother-in-law to find a feng shui treasure-house. Zhang Dadan suddenly come up an idea and asked again: my brother-in-law when to come back? His sister replied: tomorrow. Zhang Dadan asked again: what time tomorrow? His sister said: tomorrow evening, how to find your brother-in-law have something? Zhang Dadan giggle for a moment and said: I go to meet my brother in law. Her elder sister to: no, your brother-in-law ride donkey go, are you busy you go.
Zhang Dadan returned home after their own took out a white coat, and in his own house to find a more than four feet long hollow bamboo pole. Early in the day evening Zhang Dadan waiting for him on the way back to his brother-in-law brother-in-law, day more and more black, also see his brother-in-law to come back. Just a little worried, it was already dark very thoroughly. The distance came the voice of donkey called suddenly, Zhang Dadan thought, brother-in-law is come back? Passing 18-wheeler, put on a white coat and wear a white hat, even his face with a white cloth wrapped up. Get it and the mummy, but Zhang Dadan than mummy's rudeness. After all armed, standing in the middle of the road. Is indeed a Zhang Dadan brother-in-law came back, but his brother-in-law wouldn't think tonight night dark windy night to kill what was going to happen. Of course Zhang Dadan won't kill his brother-in-law. His brother-in-law, riding a donkey humming a ditty, when two people very close distance, there is something wrong with his brother-in-law feeling, ask who is it? Zhang Dadan clear in my mind, deliberately not sound. His brother is dead money, think oneself into a ghost, just take the bag of cinnabar out in his mouth to Zhang Dadan spray on him, took the operator to throw them Zhang Dadan, his mouth still chanting. Zhang Dadan is very calm.

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So Zhang Dadan had prepared early hollow bamboo and took out some kerosene lamps with heat, to fall down a heat, burning. With a bamboo pole in the blowing out, his brother-in-law seen this appearance, cinnabar and operator, will spray fire. Thought you are done tonight. Scared out in a cold sweat, a butt sitting on the ground, the urine trousers. Zhang Dadan saw her heart this time. To see his brother-in-law so, feel very with a sense of accomplishment. Wish have to make human life under the figure, turned towards his home. Zhang Dadan brother-in-law has been found the next day, and then lay it under the tree. All thought Zhang Dadan brother-in-law drink too much. More people then put Zhang Dadan brother-in-law to assist in the home, Zhang Dadan know brother-in-law came back, came to my sister home, see him lying down on the kang, spirit and trance, ask: what's wrong with brother-in-law? His brother-in-law to: bold, yesterday I back the devil, the devil is really severe cinnabar and operator, will spray fire. Zhang Dadan said, brother-in-law don't lie to me. Which in ghosts. I can't believe this. Good brother-in-law you rest I go home at night to see you.
Evening Zhang Dadan armed themselves again, like yesterday, came to his sister's house, saw him on the kang to sleep alone, Shouting with their life, he had seen a urine trousers, brother-in-law then Zhang Dadan took off the hat and clothes were all said, brother-in-law which in ghosts, is scary. His brother-in-law know what it is, the in the mind secretly remember Zhang Dadan want to avenge one day.
Her eyes for a long time, just by chance, the big rich man died in the village, the rich man is rich in the home, want to have the beautiful scenery of the funeral being a bit, to put the bodies three days and need to find a daring dare to watch resin in the evening, the day he came to the Zhang Dadan brother-in-law said: bold a live you dare to do? Zhang Dadan said, brother-in-law have what thing is I can't do it? Zhang Dadan brother-in-law say: ZanCun big rich man died to find a resin, see three days, a day 30 DiaoQian, had enough of you eat half a year. Zhang Dadan heard that money, to the spirit, immediately agreed. In the evening, Zhang Dadan came to the rich man's house to see the body, the body in the house, and body covered, with a blank sheet of paper under Zhang Dadan after entering people from outside the door and Windows locked to prevent the thief to steal. Wine and food in the house, Zhang Dadan think this opportunity is finished eat, finish eat sleep ah. Beauty is dead. Zhang Dadan is next to the body over a drink to eat vegetables, bodies in the middle of the night, Zhang Dadan want to finished ZhaShi, how to do ah, look at the room also have no place to hide, and then drill into the oven, began looking for Zhang Dadan body up, did not find to look for to find, so Zhang Dadan spent the night, the next day, Zhang Dadan and his brother-in-law said, brother-in-law ZhaShi yesterday, gave me a night I almost done, Zhang Dadan brother-in-law said: so where did you hide? Zhang Dadan said: I'm in the heaven. That night, drink to eat vegetables, Zhang Dadan again at the body in the middle of the body is moving again. Zhang Dadan thought hidden it this time? Hidden heaven? No hiding in hiding somewhere else today, yesterday Zhang Dadan is hidden on the beams, the body up straight to heaven, to find the along while also didn't find see Zhang Dadan, then Zhang Dadan thought luckily I really smart or just over, the third day by day, Zhang Dadan brother-in-law ask: bold you hide where last night? Zhang Dadan said: "I hide on the beams, the day noon Zhang Dadan wanted to hide it today? If today is on the hidden beams must be found. Then Zhang Dadan to a neighboring village temple is the temple of the old monk, the old monk told him, need to find more than one hundred mahogany, make it a nail sample, on the head of the dead, with a hammer, you nail down the move. This is ok. Zhang Dadan thought on where to get more than one hundred years of mahogany, just by chance, the temple has a more than one hundred peach trees, Zhang Dadan the peach trees are cut down finally came back before dark, still as usual drink to eat vegetables, sitting beside the dead bodies in the middle of the night and move on, Zhang Dadan with peach wooden nail with the hammer because the dead body covered with white paper, body movement is the "wow" the sound. Zhang Dadan heard the voice of the "wow", just take a hammer mahogany bodies to head screw,