Humorous jokes story Two standard

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One day, the king of the director of the county hospital dean to health bureau reported recently. Report in the office, wang, dean of the ages, the director has been intently staring at a computer screen, the original director in playing computer games.
Dean wang said: "the recent national demands more and more tight, gave us two standard. If in addition to the standard, I have taken down the their jobs. Well, I'm the dean is bad when more and more."
Chief turned head to see him right away, with interest and said, "a few standard?"
Dean said wang: "two." Chief turned his computer screen, director is very young, only more than 30, is to rely on relationship step by step up.
Wang, dean of the night off work, the telephone rang, it was call from the director, the director said: "Lao wang, my nephew is going to graduate this year, the two standards, you give my nephew a, I know your difficulties, but also me a lift to you, this thing, you!" Say that finish, director of just hung up the phone.
Director said, wanted to think again: you are my hand-picked, I don't think you giving me! And the thought of his nephew will graduate next year, so want to say good the next day to Lao wang.
The next day, director wang, dean of a call: "Lao wang, my nephew also want to graduate, you the rest of the standard, I will."

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Wang, dean of the embarrassed ground to say: "chief, you like to listen to wrong, is not it, but..."
Director immediately nasty: "Lao wang, I know your difficulties, but I will listen to the wrong at first sight, you said yesterday that the two standards, I will listen to the wrong at first sight, don't think I'm fool!" Then, director of "pa" hang the phone.
Dean returned home, the king has been helpless sigh, wife see, ask: "this is why ah, don't you like your usual ah." Dean king wanted to think, to tell her something.
Wang, dean of the wife say: "this little things you want to refuse, directly agreed to by the way, why bother."
Wang, dean of helplessly smiled and said: "I report to the director of yesterday is the national medical accident death toll in two standard strictly, chief, he said his family to have two, you call I how to give him that."