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Hank cane "shall not spend a penny, marry the wife Wang Mingchun as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade.
The bride before the door, to come to the banquet of friends and relatives all thumb up, praised the heave cane from really can make means, at no cost to marry a beautiful woman back, said someone in secretly Wang Mingchun this flowers inserted in cow dung.
When a new couple is meeting the bride, into the bridal chamber, sat on the edge of the bride and groom, appearance is unbecoming: the groom was born in Africa, as if the skin is dark and rough, sharp head, a pair of eyes of lower eyelid, skin has obvious corrugation scar, naughty as a child, out of the tea kettle, boiled water scald, others saw his eyes was afraid, and his three petal mouths, upper lip right in the middle there is a big gap, incisors Lou in the outside, like the eagle mouth nose. Wang Mingchun? White skin, black and shiny hair, big round eyes, apple, fresh with two small dimples on her face, a man saw her, the heart will be her hook.
When the guest for dinner, make the bridal chamber go home and rest, bridal chamber is only the bride and groom, twisted vines from the new door on the latch, come to the side of Wang Mingchun, stretched out his hand to take off her clothes, her hand push, coldly say: "you don't want to take advantage of me, you marry me is that take the door to your home cooking, washing clothes, at home, not accompany you to sleep. Do you understand?"

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"You are my wife legally marry, don't sleep with me, don't sleep with other men?"
"What person I accompany a man sleeping, that is my thing, as long as you are such a ugly don't accompany me to sleep. Even if you are my husband, I can't bear you. If my child like you, that I can not take my child to go out and relatives, so, we made a deal, before I not pregnant, we can't live a husband and wife. I would have written agreement, you see, if you just signed, don't agree we can only make front of husband and wife, or a divorce." She say that finish, from his pocket and gave it to him.
He did not stretch out his hand, said: "you are a junior high school graduates, there is culture, can write, although I read the book for six years, the school door can also meet dozens of simple words, more than ten years, the word back to the teacher. Now, you gave me to read, I can't read what? You did as a piece of paper to write read it to me."
Wang Mingchun said: "I'll read it to you, you don't agree, can put forward to change."
"You can read it. As long as you don't leave me, what condition I promise."
Only five on the agreement
Before a, Wang Mingchun not pregnant, prefecture gold cannot with Wang Mingchun husband and wife life.
Second, the Wang Mingchun to want what, as long as it is reasonable request, prefecture gold must meet, can't refuse.
Third, Wang Mingchun in charge of the financial and economic power in the home, the home of all income, should be turned over to the hands of Wang Mingchun. Spending at home must be via Wang Mingchun examination and approval.
Four, chop wood, garden work cannot make Wang Mingchun dry, Wang Mingchun only to fill yellow house cooking, washing clothes, at home, and uncle, grandfather.
Five, the prefecture gold if you want a child, can't interfere with his wife sleep with other man.
Hank cane from said: "you of the five agreement, I agree. You are my heave cane shall marry his wife walked through the door, I don't think you gave birth to the child ugly like me. Can you in this way, you are not pregnant, before we can take contraceptive measures, the husband and wife life?"
One thousand contraceptive failure, "no! I have to go to abortion. Abortion, I Wang Mingchun will never dry. Is there any requirement, carry out negotiable, written in the book of the agreement again."
Wang Mingchun ask prefecture gold output is what mean?
He said: "no money, can work for my family, such as cutting wood, garden and so on." He cheekily asked: "can you tell me the wife's adult, I heave cane from where to sleep every night?"
A Wang Mingchun will prefecture king, also written in the book of the agreement. The couple in this absurd signed the agreement. The agreement by Wang Mingchun collection.
Wang Mingchun seriously say: "you slept on the wooden fence, once you foul, I will divorce with you. When you regret it too late."
Prefecture gold didn't think of yourself is famous of ground from vines, unexpectedly around Wang Mingchun, however, had to throw in the towel. He also proposes a: Wang Mingchun want to sleep with other man, must not let prefecture, prefecture to see his father and uncle gold, best stranded in time from out of vines, she agreed.
As the saying goes: with a good man to learn people, follow the swallow flying. This Wang Mingchun signed absurd to wring cane from agreement, became the same husband and wife, she became a twisted vines from the military adviser.