Humorous jokes story Son hurried to find the daughter-in-law

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The room is filled with the aroma from the rice. On the table, just a freshman year holiday back son, ate with relish mother prepared rice.
Mother looked at the Wolf to eat son, ask a way: "the game is strong, you fall in love?"
Son is eating rice, heard mother suddenly ask, so is very surprised. "No... no." The son replied hesitantly, "mom, how come you suddenly ask this."
Mother smiled and said, "you are the boss a lot, let's village as big as your child would have married. And your classmates xiangyu, children will call father! Is there..." Mother want to reel to go on. Son suddenly said: "mom, hurry to eat, the food cold for a while."
Mother symbolically to pull the two at random, added: "the strong ah, your female classmate in high school now also contact?"
"Asked the stem?" Son know perfectly well past ask a way.
"Certainly is looking for good-looking, you contact more in the future..." The mother replied.
"Mom, my classmates in a university, and I do not long distance relationships are not reliable." The son replied thoughtfully.
"What is a long distance relationship? Mother asked.
"Oh, said you to also don't understand, the time with you now. Now..." Son things, "still eat! Cool for a while!"

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Mother or random pull two, then said: "last year, zhang aunt said her nephew women grow well, did not take an examination of the college entrance examination, review again this year, zhang aunt want to introduce her to you, then your senior year, I did not promise. Now you go to university, I think that girl has also admitted to the university! Mom want to introduce her to meet you, again say, I listen to a somebody else say college can get married......"
Son helplessly smiled and said, "mom, is now a new society! Why are you still use the old feudal ideas to handle affairs ah."
Mother hurriedly asked: "that you want to talk about it! Don't look for other place, try to find near his hometown, out-of-town......"
"Mom, this thing, let's talk about it when I finish university!" Son want to end this sensitive topic.
Didn't expect this mother to son said, then immediately said: "the strong, the mother is worried about when you graduated from university, a good girl let people choose go! Let's find a good one, in one thousand."
Listen to his son, say with smile: "mom, this batch of good choose to walk, and the next batch of!"
After her mother listen to roar with laughter. Son thought it temporarily, but the mother also said, "otherwise, the first to get married, you give me have a grandson, I'll give you a raise, I have a grandson of feces cloth are ready!"
Son is really helpless, freely said 1: "cool hurriedly eat, for a while!" Then he took the bowl and picked up the chopsticks to pick, just want to munch, felt something was wrong. Empty and looked down and a bowl of rice would have finished!